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Rejection lines
Top 10 Rejection Lines Given by Women (and what they actually mean...)
- I think of you as a brother.
(You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in "Deliverance")
- There's a slight difference in our ages.
(You are one Jurassic geezer.)
- I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way
(You are the ugliest dork I've ever laid eyes upon)
- My life is too complicate right now.
(I don't want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I'm seeing)
- I've got a boyfriend
(who's really my male cat and a half gallon of Ben & Jerry's)
- I don't date men where I work
(Hey bud, I wouldn't even date you if you were in the same solar system, much less the same building)
- It's not you, it's me
(It's not me, it's you)
- I'm concentrating on my career
(Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.)
- I'm celibate.
(I've sworn off *only* the men like you.)
- .....and the #1 rejection line given by women (and what it actually means)
Let's be friends.
(I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and have sex with; it's that 'male perspective' thing)
Top 10 Rejection Lines Given by Men (and what they actually mean..)
- I think of you as a sister
(You're ugly)
- There's a slight difference in our ages
(You're ugly)
- I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way
(You're ugly)
- My life is too complicated right now.
(You're ugly)
- I've got a girlfriend
(You're ugly)
- I don't date women where I work
(You're ugly)
- It's not you, it's me
(You're ugly)
- I'm concentrating on my career
(You're ugly)
- I'm celibate
(You're ugly)
- .....and the #1 rejection line given by men (and what it actually means)
Let's be Friends
(You're SINFULLY ugly!)
The last thing...
The last 10 things any woman would ever say
- Could our relationship be more physical? I'm tired of just being friends.
- Go ahead and leave the seat up, it's easier for me to douche that way.
- I think hairy butts are really sexy.
- Hey, get a whiff of that one.
- Please don't throw that old t-shirt away, the holes in the armpit are just too cute.
- This diamond is way too big.
- I won't even put my lips on that thing unless I get to swallow.
- Wow, it really is 14 inches!
- Does this make my butt look too small?
- I'm wrong, you must be right again.
The last 10 things any man would ever say
- I think Barry Manilow is one cool motherfucker.
- While I'm up, can I get you a beer?
- I think hairy butts are really sexy.
- Her tits are just too big.
- Sometimes I just want to be held.
- That chick on "Murder, She Wrote" gives me a woody.
- Sure I'd love to wear a condom.
- We haven't been to the mall for ages, let's go shopping and I can hold your purse.
- Fuck Monday Night Football, let's watch Murphy Brown.
- I think we are lost, we better pull over and ask directions.
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